> note: I also have no smart doorbells, cloud connected security cameras, internet enabled lightbulbs, etc. They're nothing but riddled with bugs, incompatibilities, security holes, disgusting configuration options, obsolescence in less than a few years, etc.

Yeah how dare they call them smart when they're such shitty products. Totally inferior quality.

EDIT: Recently I saw a lightbulb that cost $20, you know why? Better light. That's it.

You know what I'd love to buy these days? Jammers for inside the home, just to make sure there is no incidental communication.