Don't get me wrong, it was an excellent write up! Maybe my comment reads snarkier than I meant it :) My personal take away would be update my resume even if I'm not looking for a job. I've not interviewed for so long that my resume is written on papyrus and has qualifications like "knows how to tie his own shoes".

For what it’s worth, I didn’t get any snark from your comment at all.

I share your takeaway about keeping the resume updated. It’s the single biggest, low effort improvement I can make.