Ask HN: Beaten to the punch by a competitor, advice?

Re:Ask HN: Beaten to the punch by a competitor, advice? by mattmaroon on Thursday September 11, 2008 @10:14PM (#302017)

Wrap a dead fish up in some newspaper. Mail it to them with a kind but clear warning that they better pack it up and go elsewhere.

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Re:Ask HN: Beaten to the punch by a competitor, advice? by shard on Friday September 12, 2008 @04:52PM (#302685)

I doubt the efficacy of sending someone salmon steaks. How about live fish wrapped in newspapers instead?

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Re:Ask HN: Beaten to the punch by a competitor, advice? by mattmaroon on Saturday September 13, 2008 @02:02AM (#302988)

Obv you've never smelled a two day old fillet.

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Re:Ask HN: Beaten to the punch by a competitor, advice? by steveplace on Friday September 12, 2008 @10:28AM (#302404)

What, no horse-head-in-the-bedroom?

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Re:Ask HN: Beaten to the punch by a competitor, advice? by mattmaroon on Saturday September 13, 2008 @01:54PM (#303223)

I mean, you could, but do you really want to saw a horse's head off? Anything bigger than a cricket is too much for me.

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Re:Ask HN: Beaten to the punch by a competitor, advice? by LogicHoleFlaw on Friday September 12, 2008 @05:23PM (#302714)

I'm not a huge cod fan myself, but fish'n'chips isn't that bad.

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