>Oh no, the children!

Yeah dude, not sure where you are from but there are special traffic rules related to children , like how to drive around schools, school buses and children, because children are doing stupid things and schools are marked with special signs so the driver knows to pay more attention in this area.

Adults do plenty of stupid things too. Kids just have on average larger speeds and accelerations.

Sure, but I was a kid and I remember what stupid things I did, like driving a bike on a big hill , off road, Now I can't imagine me doing this, not even if you pay me a lot of money - so is clear that kids and teens will do a lot of stupid things because for some reason they are blind to some risk categories.

If you remove the last two words it reads much more like an elon tweet.