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Re:MariaDB to go public at $672M valuation by ab_testing on Tuesday February 01, 2022 @11:03AM (#30164324)
He just needs to have another kid.
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Re:MariaDB to go public at $672M valuation by c0brac0bra on Tuesday February 01, 2022 @11:08AM (#30164405)
I'm pulling for "RickyDB"
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Re:MariaDB to go public at $672M valuation by CoastalCoder on Tuesday February 01, 2022 @11:47AM (#30165262)
Sorry, I know that explaining a joke makes it less funny, but would you mind? I'm really curious now.
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Re:MariaDB to go public at $672M valuation by skuzye on Tuesday February 01, 2022 @11:53AM (#30165374)
It's all explained here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
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Re:MariaDB to go public at $672M valuation by rootlocus on Tuesday February 01, 2022 @12:06PM (#30165616)
https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/Little_Bobby_Tabl...
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Re:MariaDB to go public at $672M valuation by zamadatix on Tuesday February 01, 2022 @01:26PM (#30166858)
Wait now I'm confused... Ricky is a diminutive form of Richard and Bobby is a diminutive form of Robert - what's the link?
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Re:MariaDB to go public at $672M valuation by rootlocus on Tuesday February 01, 2022 @03:13PM (#30168539)
Because I was confused and thought I was replying to someone who didn't understand the "BobbyTables", sibling below. My bad.
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Re:MariaDB to go public at $672M valuation by golergka on Tuesday February 01, 2022 @12:00PM (#30165510)
What's wrong with BobbyTables?
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Re:MariaDB to go public at $672M valuation by jonathankoren on Tuesday February 01, 2022 @12:14PM (#30165735)
It has poor security and storage instability. ;)
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