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Re:Evidence suggests North Korea has a naval marine mammal p... by the_only_law on Tuesday January 25, 2022 @02:53AM (#30069322)
Re:Evidence suggests North Korea has a naval marine mammal p... by caaqil on Tuesday January 25, 2022 @01:51AM (#30068932)
> the DPRK is developing wet mammal demolitions (WMD)

That abbreviation sounds familiar.

Re:Evidence suggests North Korea has a naval marine mammal p... by AussieWog93 on Tuesday January 25, 2022 @02:10AM (#30069052)
There's no way that's an accident.

I can't see the publishing date, but I wouldn't be surprised if this is an April Fools' joke from a couple of years ago.

Re:Evidence suggests North Korea has a naval marine mammal p... by crackercrews on Tuesday January 25, 2022 @02:56AM (#30069345)
HTML source shows November 18, 2020.
Re:Evidence suggests North Korea has a naval marine mammal p... by vmception on Tuesday January 25, 2022 @02:34AM (#30069202)
> There are currently no known plans in place to discuss anti-dolphin proliferation on the world stage.
Re:Evidence suggests North Korea has a naval marine mammal p... by pmdulaney on Tuesday January 25, 2022 @12:29PM (#30074788)
Re:Evidence suggests North Korea has a naval marine mammal p... by hulitu on Tuesday January 25, 2022 @02:30AM (#30069173)
Got to love propaganda machines "corps of communist killer dolphins".
Re:Evidence suggests North Korea has a naval marine mammal p... by vondro on Tuesday January 25, 2022 @02:51AM (#30069303)
Was thinking the same. How do they know that they really are communists? Did they teach them to shout "death to capitalist pigs"? :)

Jokes aside and looking at it from other perspective, perhaps they all really are communists? As in the ideal, written-in-books, case - sharing resources equally, being equal to each other?

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Re:Evidence suggests North Korea has a naval marine mammal p... by pasquinelli on Tuesday January 25, 2022 @03:24AM (#30069523)
just being egalitarian isn't communist. small scale human society is quite equal, as i understand it. that kind of equality in a global society would be communism.

so, do we know dolphins aren't organized in one mass global society of equals? can any dolphin be trusted?

Re:Evidence suggests North Korea has a naval marine mammal p... by vondro on Tuesday January 25, 2022 @04:31AM (#30069973)
Trust but verify, as they used to say around here pre-1989.
Re:Evidence suggests North Korea has a naval marine mammal p... by Rnewbs on Tuesday January 25, 2022 @09:44AM (#30072286)
You know, I have one simple request. And that is to have sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads!
Re:Evidence suggests North Korea has a naval marine mammal p... by gercott on Tuesday January 25, 2022 @09:46AM (#30072298)
It's pretty impressive for North Korea to put this as one of their military repertoires.
Re:Evidence suggests North Korea has a naval marine mammal p... by pvaldes on Tuesday January 25, 2022 @11:01AM (#30073312)
For a truck of sardines they could turn into valuable doublefin agents.