Re:Death by Coconut
by salt-thrower on Tuesday December 21, 2021 @06:57PM
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I like the idea of having different degrees of "death by coconut."
1st degree: you were struck and killed by a falling coconut. 2nd degree: you shot and killed yourself trying to open a coconut with a gun. 3rd degree: someone else got hit in the head with a coconut but lived, albeit with severe brain trauma. Years later, they suffer from intense CTE and go on a murder/suicide rampage and kill you... but the coconut kinda started it.
1st degree: you were struck and killed by a falling coconut. 2nd degree: you shot and killed yourself trying to open a coconut with a gun. 3rd degree: someone else got hit in the head with a coconut but lived, albeit with severe brain trauma. Years later, they suffer from intense CTE and go on a murder/suicide rampage and kill you... but the coconut kinda started it.