The biggest lie in software is that new software is better than old software. Anyone who's used software for long enough knows this is ridiculous. You introduce some new software which has some new features indented to fix an old flaw. But then it turns out there's new flaws in the new software that become more of an issue than the old flaws.
Most tools in the world don't change significantly over time. Instead of changing the tool, people learn how to use the tool to avoid problems. But that doesn't work in a world where nobody learns how to use the tool right, or is constantly picking up new tools and never learning lessons.
Not sure I’d call him “crappy.” Not to his face, anyway …
FTFY
Further, snark could be made about how this will have near zero security impact yet there’s a far more serious bug (log4j) which has already had significant cost and follows endless patterns of Java developers embedding logic flow in untrusted data. “Just don’t use Java lol” etc
Edit: Hahaha, hey David. Had no idea that was you.