Most accidents are even due to human error (even if they are reported as such) - it's self-driving propaganda fodder.

https://amp.theatlantic.com/amp/article/620808/

So far so good. I suppose there are a few acute medical situations that might cause me to fuck up driving on par with what FSD can manage to do.

The measurement is per hr or 1000 hrs of driving, I would think

Not per situation where you think you would have done better ignoring the ones where the computer would have done objectively better

Sure. So far I’ve driven maybe 500k kilometers and I’m doing pretty okay so far. Twice a deer at low speed and that’s about it.

Every time when my car issues AEB, I’m ahead of it mentally and AEB only interferes with what I want to do. But I’ve driven race cars on Nordschleife so I guess I’m an outlier here.

What situation is the computer going to do objectively better? I don't really care to swap any number of survivable accidents for one situation like that.

Which you almost certainly do today.