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Re:Anthropic's growth just flattened (really) on Monday November 02, 2026 @06:57PM (#50346045)
neither is Dario, to be fair
Re:Postgres 19 is late, and it's AI's fault on Sunday November 01, 2026 @10:58PM (#50332970)
the optimal amount of fraud for a fintech is non-zero

why would the optimal amount of bugs be anything less for a database?

> And what revenue and/or profit increases can you cite publicly as a result of the use of AI in this work?

Nobody even tries to measure this. Their CEOs and board members have AI shares, and potential investors need to see your AI story to justify your valuation. It's a prison of lies.

Re:So I guess everyone uses LLMs to think now on Sunday November 01, 2026 @06:36PM (#50331071)
no it's not :)

at least, i don't think so heh

Re:Building an AI-native engineering org on Friday October 30, 2026 @08:19PM (#50311919)
some things are just dumb on their face
Re:Building an AI-native engineering org on Friday October 30, 2026 @08:15PM (#50311878)
> I think AI has been a net positive and has been used responsibly at my work. It can be used to make existing products better and more secure. You just won't naturally hear about that. There's some challenges like emerging social mores but overall good.

It always works best when layering on top of good human code. The thing is, you start to run out of that as you lean in. Tricky.

Re:The Mythical Man-Month in the Age of AI on Thursday October 29, 2026 @11:33PM (#50299577)
haha so if someone gives me a salary, they can't be a dumbfuck?

they give me a salary because they need what i can do btw

my favorite thing to do is get a salary from these execs and work like 2h per week. they literally pay me to play video games at 2pm kek.

Re:AI promised less work. I've never worked more on Thursday October 29, 2026 @11:19AM (#50290470)
i have looked at all my software dev contracts and none of them say 40hrs/week. which is nice because that means i am free to work whatever.
Re:Anthropic S-1 on Wednesday October 28, 2026 @02:21PM (#50278503)
right but before, employees' shares counted. that's one of the changes i'm talking about.
Re:AI promised less work. I've never worked more on Wednesday October 28, 2026 @02:16PM (#50278403)
i've been doing it for a literal decade hehe

always above expectations on my perf reviews btw :) so i guess i'm fulfilling my at-will employment contract just fine! (nothing in that contract says "40 hours" or "9-5")

Re:The Mythical Man-Month in the Age of AI on Wednesday October 28, 2026 @02:15PM (#50278395)
lol okay i'm glad you're enjoying defending execs you don't even know.
Re:The Mythical Man-Month in the Age of AI on Wednesday October 28, 2026 @01:03AM (#50269525)
the problems were due to their decisions a year before. some problems can't be solved with a half dozen extra sets of hands.

mythical man month also applies here. people with no context cost something to get ramped up.

Re:The Mythical Man-Month in the Age of AI on Tuesday October 27, 2026 @05:17PM (#50265949)
at my current job alone, i can count over 5 times in the last 5 years where mgmt threw people at a problem and didn't actually help if not hurt.

now, leadership will never admit they're wrong and they act like they're heroes. but i can confidently say that they made things worse.

Re:Anthropic S-1 on Tuesday October 27, 2026 @11:57AM (#50261202)
yes tho. once you hit a certain number of shareholders (which anthropic clearly is past), you used to have to report with the regularity and rigor of a public company. so if you do, why not IPO and get some cash?

that and other changes that enabled private investment at this scale. it's all about privatize the pump socialize the dump via IPO

Re:AI promised less work. I've never worked more on Tuesday October 27, 2026 @11:52AM (#50261146)
nope. it basically says "if we haven't fired you, you're good." (at-will)

it's kinda nice because you can manipulate your output and do less work. so long as my employer doesn't know my sausage is made, i'm free to add sawdust ;)

Re:AI promised less work. I've never worked more on Tuesday October 27, 2026 @11:35AM (#50260910)
I've done this for years thanks to remote work
Re:Anthropic S-1 on Monday October 26, 2026 @07:46PM (#50252793)
they were not forced but they were forced to report like a public company even if they didn't IPO. all the cost with none of the benefit was an incentive to IPO earlier.
Re:Anthropic S-1 on Monday October 26, 2026 @02:30PM (#50248640)
In today's world, yes.

But in the past, rules & regulations basically forced companies to IPO at a certain size. This meant that when they IPO'd, there was still growth upside.

Those rules are gone now, so they can stay private and have all the growth happen privately. When they IPO now, it's more just an exit. The growth was captured by insiders only.

in heavy air quotes, yeah
Re:Important updates to AI use on Etsy on Thursday October 22, 2026 @01:06PM (#50198168)
this is great. there's really no good argument for this kind of AI use. it's strictly just making society worse here.
Re:Pillowfort Is Closing on Wednesday October 21, 2026 @03:22PM (#50186142)
tumblr is very much alive lol
i think the second one is canon but it has time travel and stuff so it's also basically not

(the second one wasn't very good..but the first is a great game and runs even better on Switch 2.)

Re:Butlerian Jihad on Saturday October 17, 2026 @01:19AM (#50128187)
you have it backwards. good world building means everything makes sense. you're basically saying evolution isn't real - it's intelligent design.
Re:Things to know if you get cancer in 2026 on Thursday October 15, 2026 @01:03AM (#50099383)
LLMs aren't genies
Re:Recreational Programming on Wednesday October 14, 2026 @03:49AM (#50083927)
people use Ai for stuff they don't care about

that's kinda the gist of it

i don't wanna use software that nobody cares about

Re:Recreational Programming on Wednesday October 14, 2026 @03:38AM (#50083832)
the comment you are replying to is a complete sentence

also i never said "stochastic parrot" lollol

what a weird non sequitur

it's false gains. good code compounds on timescales that are longer than the year it's been since opus 4.5...
Re:Recreational Programming on Wednesday October 14, 2026 @02:35AM (#50083292)
sounds like a psychological skill issue
Re:Recreational Programming on Wednesday October 14, 2026 @01:13AM (#50082662)
you can just not use AI
i'm very confused why HNers got amnesia about pre-AI times. It was always possible to build software fast if you had expertise and good code that was easy to work with.

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