I tried it just for the lolz and without changing a single bit of HTML. It's absolutely disgusting and nobody in their right mind should do this EVER! Only tested in Chrome, it might fail in other browsers. And on mobile it will very likely break.

https://codepen.io/BlindPenguin/pen/GRMjjvq

I'm off scrubbing my hands with a wire brush and abrasive cleaner.