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Re:Player of Games by CobrastanJorji on Wednesday December 08, 2021 @02:35AM (#29482155)
Allusions are fun and all, but I disagree. These are important problems that a lot of people have put their whole careers into researching. Silly names like these lack gravitas.
Re:Player of Games by sjg1729 on Wednesday December 08, 2021 @02:49AM (#29482234)
Always sad to see these projects suffer from A Shortfall of Gravitas
Re:Player of Games by auggierose on Wednesday December 08, 2021 @03:06AM (#29482291)
I see what you did there :-)
Re:Player of Games by NoGravitas on Wednesday December 08, 2021 @02:02PM (#29488877)
Gravitas? What Gravitas?
Re:Player of Games by 314 on Thursday December 09, 2021 @02:04AM (#29494673)
Indeed they would do well To Consider The Lack Of Gravitas.
Re:Player of Games by moritonal on Wednesday December 08, 2021 @04:26AM (#29482684)
Sorry, to explain the joke. The ships name themselves, and when they pick jokey names they're often mocked by the humans (which are in every way essentially ants to the spaceships) for not having enough gravitas. So the ships start naming themeselves things like the "Death-ray 9000 super-killer deluxe", to essentially take the piss.

Funnily enough you can see the exact same effect in principal game-engineers or computer-hacking.

Re:Player of Games by robbie-c on Wednesday December 08, 2021 @04:35AM (#29482739)
I believe the user you are replying to was also joking, given that many of Banks' ship names reference the g-word

Edit: if not that's even more amusing

Re:Player of Games by marvin on Wednesday December 08, 2021 @05:54AM (#29483289)
I'll make a minor contribution to the discussion by mentioning the Culture ship normally referred to as the Mistake Not..., which is shorthand for

"Mistake Not My Current State Of Joshing Gentle Peevishness For The Awesome And Terrible Majesty Of The Towering Seas Of Ire That Are Themselves The Milquetoast Shallows Fringing My Vast Oceans Of Wrath".

Unsure if this name is also a sarcastic stab that the lack of gravitas in ships' names, but regardless it's very sad that Banks died young :(

Re:Player of Games by hesperiidae on Wednesday December 08, 2021 @12:57PM (#29488059)
Yeah, it's making fun of the human desire for gravitas when it comes to ship names, since it's just exponentially more and more over the top.
Re:Player of Games by ZeroGravitas on Wednesday December 08, 2021 @03:25AM (#29482364)
Very little Gravitas Indeed.
Re:Player of Games by 0_gravitas on Wednesday December 08, 2021 @03:53PM (#29490342)
Ah so its __you__ that took that one
Re:Player of Games by 0_gravitas on Wednesday December 08, 2021 @09:31AM (#29485117)
indeed
Re:Player of Games by gremloni on Wednesday December 08, 2021 @02:47AM (#29482221)
If anything the caliber and lore of the series gives the project an incredible amount of gravitas. Plus the scheme is just plain beautiful in my opinion.
Re:Player of Games by lacker on Wednesday December 08, 2021 @02:55AM (#29482262)
You may find this Iain Banks interview enjoyable. TLDR search for "gravitas" ;-)

https://www.theguardian.com/books/2000/sep/11/iainbanks-scie...

Re:Player of Games by macmac on Wednesday December 08, 2021 @04:06AM (#29482582)
Brilliant. "Absolutely No You-No-What" is fantastic.
Re:Player of Games by stavros on Wednesday December 08, 2021 @04:26AM (#29482687)
Nothing can top "Ultimate Ship the Second".
Re:Player of Games by xenophonf on Wednesday December 08, 2021 @09:56AM (#29485431)
My favorite is Eschatologist (temporary name) lolololol