To get primed for the day, my protocol involves 3 cycles through a cold plunge (28 degree salinated water) and a sauna. On the third cold plunge I use the taser to boost the CNS.

Would not recommend this unless you’ve studied the Wim Hof method and have medical supervision.

Really not sure if this is satire.

I’ve tried this method at a spa, it’s pretty effective. I’ve looked into getting a Japanese style soaking tub for my spare bathroom so I could also fit a sauna and just do it at home, but it’s still not enough space. I would user a lower voltage taser probably if I was doing it myself.

I would not recommend mixing electricity with salt water.

No, that would require moving your arm, which seems unnecessary. A figurative one will have to suffice \s