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Re:This shouldn't have happened: A vulnerability postmortem by Godel_unicode on Wednesday December 01, 2021 @11:17PM (#29412520)
I think you and a sibling comment might be too close to the problem. When heartbleed dropped my Twitter feed had a few crypto engineers saying "I mean, eventually this was going to happen" and a ton of developers whose main language starts with a "p" going "how?? OpenSSL is core plumbing of the internet, it can't be this bad can it???".

Edit: to be clear, not maligning the "p" language developers, I was one myself. Simply saying there are a ton of technical people who are blissfully ignorant of the tiny pillars of clay that hold up the internet.

Re:This shouldn't have happened: A vulnerability postmortem by bee_rider on Thursday December 02, 2021 @12:24AM (#29412835)
To be fair, it was unreasonable to expect Prolog coders to keep up with crypto advancements, I mean the language pre-dates SSL by decades.
Re:This shouldn't have happened: A vulnerability postmortem by tannhaeuser on Thursday December 02, 2021 @01:15AM (#29413087)
Care to expand on what Prolog coders have to do with OpenSSL? Not getting the context here.
Re:This shouldn't have happened: A vulnerability postmortem by wolf550e on Thursday December 02, 2021 @02:12AM (#29413389)
A joke about "developers whose main language starts with a "p"", meaning presumably perl, php and python. I guess in this context, ruby and JavaScript are also languages starting with "p".
Re:This shouldn't have happened: A vulnerability postmortem by Godel_unicode on Thursday December 02, 2021 @11:38AM (#29418458)
Don't worry, I told both of them what was going on ;)
Re:This shouldn't have happened: A vulnerability postmortem by seanhunter on Thursday December 02, 2021 @02:38AM (#29413513)
Pascal does predate the era of SSL by some margin to be fair.
Re:This shouldn't have happened: A vulnerability postmortem by hn_go_brrrrr on Thursday December 02, 2021 @01:49AM (#29413266)
Yeah, those Perl hackers are really out of touch :-)