If the resume scanner is just doing naive keyword scanning, can't you easily insert things that ping the keywords without actually lying about anything?
Deployed software to Microsoft Windows, Apple Mac and Google Android. Configured firewall to block Facebook and Netflix.
It might be easier just include a list of the buzzwords formatted to use white font so that it's invisible to humans but visible to buzzword-detection bots?
Right, those parts are easy to check so you can assume them to be true and check them later. And then if those checks comes back false you just blacklist this person forever.
They'll care when they get to the offer stage, call up your references, and discover that you didn't actually work at Microsoft.