I’m not part of the category you’re part of - but after learning 6502, Z80 and 68K, when it came time to look at the 80x86 I gave it a hard pass and learned C instead. I kinda assumed x86 would die a natural death. Wrong!

Sadly I have not programmed in assembly since, and I put it down to how ugly the ISA was.

Pretty stupid perhaps, but ¯\_(ツ)_/¯