The actual definition of what? `return` is not part of the Comonad class, while `unwrap` (alternatively called `extract`) is not part of the Monad class. No matter what your preferred way of designing abstractions, it seems a strange complaint to say "feature X is useless with abstraction Y" if you don't have a Y in the first place.
> It’s not like any of this is relevant anyway. The usual abstractions liked by Haskellers are utterly pointless as this whole discussion nicely demonstrate.
Well, okay then.
You may not find value in this way of thinking, but other software developers -- many of whom, yes, ship actual software with actual business value -- find these ideas extremely valuable in organizing their thoughts about the problem domain.
I'm open to sharing that mindset with anyone of a curious mind, but most of us aren't going to shove it down your throat. You're welcome to do what works for you.
You can certainly do what you describe if you have a monad, but since you can't even try to unwrap a value if you don't know what the monad is concretely, you have no way to write a function `T a -> b` that's generic over T. Functions `T a -> b` only really make sense for comonads, which give you the `extract` and `extend` functions as primitive.
That’s just a normal function application followed by return.