Borrow money from friends and family if you have to. Expensive lawyers can do a lot of things that ordinary people can't do. I would do thorough research on this to figure out who can do this type of work for you. I think it's the most likely to be successful and if I were in that situation, that's exactly what I would do.

It's also a reason why I gave my kids very, very generic boring names which would make it very hard to google them.

I was the "successful" one in my family, so i don't really have a lot of familial borrowing power unfortunately.

Sadly, I am the only person with my name in the country. something I used to be proud of actually.