This is the correct response.

Any restaurant with a 20-page menu of every possible cuisine on the planet, you should stay away from.

Ha, yes - I always love seeing those restaurants that are "Kebab, burgers, and pizza!" because you know to stay away. I wouldn't trust Apple to build a car (cough) and I don't trust my kebab guy to make a decent pizza. There's something to be said about specialization.

In the UK, "Kebab, burgers, and pizza" really means "chicken, and only when drunk or depressed".

Better to go to Taco Bell where everything is made from the same handful of ingredients. They can guarantee freshness by turning over everything quicker than anywhere else.

runs

When I was over in states I went to Taco Bell 3 times, 3 different once, every single time I regretted it having to spending 'unquality' time in the toilet.

Never again.

The consistency is impressive.

there was no consistency i can assure you :)

(if you know what I mean)

I generally subscribe to this theory.

I do like Cheesecake Factory chicken and biscuits though.

I don't think I've been, but I did gather that it's not a very good restaurant due to the grandparent rating it below McDonalds :)

If you make it to Buenos Aires I'll take you up on that!