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Re:Facebook knows Instagram is toxic for teen girls, company... by bthrn on Tuesday September 14, 2021 @09:01AM (#28524083)
Mark’s use of the word “can” is what makes it technically not perjury.
Re:Facebook knows Instagram is toxic for teen girls, company... by tw04 on Tuesday September 14, 2021 @09:22AM (#28524382)
It's also why he looked like he was taking a shower the whole time. He knew he was lying through his teeth but he had to ensure he used wording that would make his statements technically accurate. I'm guessing he spent a month with his lawyers preparing what words he could and couldn't use in his responses.
Re:Facebook knows Instagram is toxic for teen girls, company... by kwertyoowiyop on Tuesday September 14, 2021 @09:38AM (#28524608)
And Frosted Sugar Bombs can be part of a nutritious breakfast.
Re:Facebook knows Instagram is toxic for teen girls, company... by keville on Tuesday September 14, 2021 @10:24AM (#28525300)
"I won't eat any cereal that doesn't turn the milk purple."
Re:Facebook knows Instagram is toxic for teen girls, company... by Breza on Friday September 17, 2021 @08:15AM (#28564534)
This is too accurate. My baby just turned 1 and I'm finally realizing how much sugar is in toddler food.
Re:Facebook knows Instagram is toxic for teen girls, company... by rlewkov on Tuesday September 14, 2021 @09:48AM (#28524732)
I like a bowl of Frosted Sugar Bombs along with an egg white omelet and fat free no-sugar yogurt :-)