Downvoted for truth basically. When it comes to bread and cheese, trust the US to get it wrong :P

Downvoted for missing the point, that the OP was EXPLICITLY ACKNOWLEDGING that every single component is suboptimal or "wrong" but that they still liked the result. So a response that an ingredient is wrong is not particularly useful.

I am obliged to admit that eating a pizza made in Waipio Valley makes it intrinsically more enjoyable.

My son, a harsh critic, agreed: he ate five of them.

Not making the pizzas because the ingredients at hand seemed to portend doom would have been a grave mistake. The pizzas were memorable, the lesson moreso.