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Re:Why is learning functional programming so damned hard? (2... by dllthomas on Monday August 16, 2021 @01:50PM (#28200829)
Or worse, "You want me to turn left?" "Right!"
Re:Why is learning functional programming so damned hard? (2... by noir_lord on Monday August 16, 2021 @04:44PM (#28202704)
"You want me to turn left? "Right" "Right right?" "No left".

After that Port/Starboard would make sense and I'd be chucking someone over one of them.