Also “haze figuring” for cloud computing.

It sounds like something you'd find in 30s, 40s, 50s sci-fi for sure! Like “visiplate” (E.E. “Doc” Smith, Heinlein) for a computer display screen. (Along with ticker tape printouts and tape reels in the far future of course.)

Really highlights that the actual phrases don't make any more sense than the tortured versions, other than the fact that we've been hearing all of them for years so they now sound normal

Puts me in mind of Pratchett's parody of 'fuzzy logic', "Woolly Thinking".

I'll certainly be watching this debacle play out with a hot fresh bag of Banged Grains!

Ah, vapordecisionware. But that might be confused with regular management.

Makes me want to put smog-hosting in my CV.

The smog is just the Chinese cloud.

I happen to be reading Dune today, and AI is referred to as counterfeiting the human mind

I searched github for "counterfeit consciousness" and stumbled into quite the rabbit hole https://github.com/search?q=counterfeit+consciousness

Holy cow!

I see nothing today?