You know it's a ridiculous situation when someone getting their first iPad is newsworthy, and millions of people feel compelled to cheer and congratulate them for it.

Britney's father seems excessively abusive. It's hard to believe he gets away with it.

Poor thing. I hope she feels happier.

And his father even has the gall to claim she needs a 5150 hold. He is a disgusting, greedy person.