Our Scottish and US families have long running jokes about one another’s cultures, and the food part was a long one. Until the matriarch on the Scottish side was here with a larger amount of the family and said “well our food is kind of pish in comparison”

>You have to admit that Great Britain has a long-term reputation for boiling food to death.

Not for a long time.

>And their sporting culture seems even more Leroy Jenkins than that in the US.

Currently 6th in the medal table for the Olympics.

With or without laser pointers? :-)