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Re:How to summon and sell your soul to Satan and other devils by xnyan on Sunday August 01, 2021 @12:06PM (#28027306)
I thought I sold my soul to Satan for unfathomable worldly power, but accidently sold it to Stan, Certified Public Accountant[0] and then had to make so many calls to CityCorp to my soul back[1].

[0]https://mst3k.fandom.com/wiki/Stan_Johnson

[1]https://youtu.be/ZebKhabJItE?t=5280

Re:How to summon and sell your soul to Satan and other devils by nickthemagicman on Sunday August 01, 2021 @12:27PM (#28027487)
I accidentally sold mine to Santa.

Im assuming that's how he gets his elves.

At least there will be hot cocoa.