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Re:How to summon and sell your soul to Satan and other devils by thrwwy20210801 on Sunday August 01, 2021 @11:40AM (#28027063)
Please please please for God's sake stay away from this stuff. It will steal your mind and your soul. This isn't something one can innocently dabble with. Turn to God instead, He will hear you.

// Catholic ex-occultist

Re:How to summon and sell your soul to Satan and other devils by xnyan on Sunday August 01, 2021 @12:06PM (#28027306)
I thought I sold my soul to Satan for unfathomable worldly power, but accidently sold it to Stan, Certified Public Accountant[0] and then had to make so many calls to CityCorp to my soul back[1].

[0]https://mst3k.fandom.com/wiki/Stan_Johnson

[1]https://youtu.be/ZebKhabJItE?t=5280

Re:How to summon and sell your soul to Satan and other devils by nickthemagicman on Sunday August 01, 2021 @12:27PM (#28027487)
I accidentally sold mine to Santa.

Im assuming that's how he gets his elves.

At least there will be hot cocoa.

Re:How to summon and sell your soul to Satan and other devils by _1gwx on Sunday August 01, 2021 @12:00PM (#28027237)
We're not "innocently" dabbling with it, we're all experts here on HN.
Re:How to summon and sell your soul to Satan and other devils by weare138 on Sunday August 01, 2021 @06:51PM (#28030951)
I hope you're being sarcastic and don't actually believe in this crap.
Re:How to summon and sell your soul to Satan and other devils by nashashmi on Sunday August 01, 2021 @02:31PM (#28028674)
Well said.

This article did not go over much of the problems with this stuff.

Demons are notoriously child like creatures. Once summoned they will have the human try to put themselves in some position that they believe to be humiliating for the human. They hate the human for being naturally innately better than them even if less powerful.

The article does not go over some of the acts humans are made to do. It’s quite disgusting and vile. It does not go over the nature of demons. It’s quite pathetic. There is zero point in trying to dabble in this. Unless you believe your life cannot get any worse than it is. Occult will help you realize how bad it can really get.

Re:How to summon and sell your soul to Satan and other devils by selimthegrim on Sunday August 01, 2021 @03:17PM (#28029024)
I understand you can trap them in a iron pot, from what I vaguely remember people telling me in Karachi.

Edit: unless I’m confusing this with the flying pot at night?

Re:How to summon and sell your soul to Satan and other devils by nashashmi on Monday August 02, 2021 @12:21AM (#28032855)
Haha. But this is no joke. Normally demons live in a separate universe and stay to themselves. Interaction with animals can occur. But unprovoked interaction with human is rare.
Re:How to summon and sell your soul to Satan and other devils by kome on Sunday August 01, 2021 @11:53AM (#28027176)
ok, cool, now i want to try, thank you!
Re:How to summon and sell your soul to Satan and other devils by dominicjj on Sunday August 01, 2021 @12:36PM (#28027567)
Amen brother. Not to be messed with.