They don't operate in central Indiana though and wanted I would have had to have moved to Chicago had they made an offer.

Now I've got a wife and a house so, yeah, that wasn't an option at the time and it still looks like it's all in-person in Chicago for the closest place they do business. They do have a remote listing right now but it wants "sales/account management" experience and a "proven track record of (cross)selling a product" and I've never worked in sales in my life.