"As an Autobot, should I buy life insurance or car insurance?"

Lol

Same here! Was expecting speculative implementation or comparison how their setup would be and what kind of algorithms etc there could be.

Less than meets the eye

Wage your-battle to-destroy the-evil forces-of...

It's actually about Decepticons?

I am... Megatron!

Inferior fleshlings lay before me... as barely breathing hunks of meat

With the blood of Unicron in my veins, I reign like a god

A god amongst insects

I have existed from the morning of the universe

And I shall exist until the last star falls from the night

My ultimate peace would be granted by the destruction of all life, stars and nebulae

Leaving only nothingness and void

Although I have taken the form of this machine

I am all men as I am no man

And therefore

I am a god

Even in death there is no command but mine

Your race is of no consequence

Laserbeak...

Kill them all

Autobots, transform and roll out!

(I share your disappointment fwiw)