I laughed at the fictional dentist supposedly named "Crentist" in the Office, then I remembered the largest scam in recent history was by Bernie Madoff.

No kidding a CPA in my hometown went to prison for fraud named…

Cheatham

He must have been affiliated with the brokerage firm Duewee, Cheatem & Howe...

Took a series 7 course [stockbroker license] few years back, I remember that was the teachers goto example firm.

Greico...John Thomas... fun times, then I realized I have a soul that prevents me from scamming people out of their last cent just to make a payment on a Benz or pay for weekly supply of hookers and cocaine...

Only way to win the game, is not to play.

Ah, yes, the Car Talk show’s preferred firm! They retained Hugh Louis Dewey as their Chief Legal Counsel. The full staff list is linked below. And just because I can’t help giving a small sample, here are there defense lawyers:

  Defense Attorney Justin Volk V
  Defense Attorney II Heronimus B. Blind
  Defense Attorney III Donnatella Dicoppas
  Defense Attorney IV Gil T. Azell

https://www.cartalk.com/content/staff-credits

Our local used-car dealer is Dick Witham.

> then I remembered the largest scam in recent history was by Bernie Madoff.

I don't get it?

Pronounced “Made off”

Bernie Madoff with all their money.

I knew a real dentist named Rex Pain. Rex means King. He was the king of pain.