Now seeing the whole context, i feel incredibly betrayed - This was not a backdoor, but behavior documented in the datasheet. I didn't realize this 3 years ago! If this was academics, Domas' work would be plagiarism, with the 2004 datasheet being unquoted prior work: http://datasheets.chipdb.org/VIA/Nehemiah/VIA%20C3%20Nehemia... (Page A-10 in the appendices)
Website collecting info on thin clients, which many are VIA, if anyone gets interested in exploring it from a recycled unit: https://www.parkytowers.me.uk/
EDIT: also https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=17727140 - Christopher Domas: Hardware Backdoors in X86 CPUs