The State of California can bite my grandparents' vintage leaded crystal decanters without the Jameo or Glenlivet 12.

Edit: lead.. mmm. Yeah, I probably should only use them to serve, rather than store, to prevent bottle-chuggers.

https://www.mcgill.ca/oss/article/it-dangerous-store-alcohol...

Also, wash your hands like after leaded soldering when handling the exteriors of alcoholic beverage containers:

https://www.usnews.com/news/national-news/articles/2019-06-2...