You're imagining that every company is going to transition some kind of nefarious mob-style wink-wink, nudge-nudge, no-written records speakeasy, or what? That's really taking things far.

This whole line of reasoning is specious, anyway. It's based on a fallacy that enforcing penalties is just going to make everyone lie their asses off to get out scott free. Is society so broken that they can get away with this? Come on.