> Imagine if you named functions after yourself.

Ooh, good idea! I'm getting sick and tired of foo(), it's time for walter().

Shell's sort would like a word. Or Bloom's filter, for that matter...

And then there is the Hann window function, sometimes called ... "named after Julius von Hann, and sometimes referred to as Hanning, presumably due to its linguistic and formulaic similarities to the Hamming window." Wikipedia, window function

Or currying

Dijkstra's algorithm, Turing machines, von Neumann architecture, Hoare triples, Hamming distance, Levenshtein distance, Fisher-Yates (or Knute) shuffle, ...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_algorithms - many of the items in this list are named after people.

Krebs' cycle, HeLa cells and Lugol's formula in medicine as well; And also an Allen key, a Phillips screwdriver, many of the physical units (Ampere, Volt, Tesla, Weber, Newton, ...).

It happens in all fields. For that matter, the Hebrew word for masturbation is named after Onan, who was described in the bible as having done so.

Onanism and related words exist in English and other languages too: https://www.collinsdictionary.com/dictionary/english/onanism

Kolmogorov complexity

I find it a good thing to name it after someone who discovered something or pioneered branch in the field. Sometimes it makes it confusing but most of the time the name reference makes it very easy to remember as well

If that were true, then why don't we do the same thing for programming? We only do that for languages and algorithms (which I'm still not a fan of), but everything else tries to have descriptive names because then it's easier to understand how it fits together with other concepts. If we called for loops "bobs" and while loops "jims", how are you supposed to know how they are related, structurally?

Mathematical concepts are more general and abstract and so a short description is sometimes hard or inconvenient to describe without overlapping dozens of other concepts. Wherever it makes sense there are all sorts of descriptive names : loops, knots and so on