Haha! This was not my intention! I deliberately tried to find things that you could not worry about. I'd already seen a lot of comparisons like 'don't worry about a 1/1,000,000 blood clot, you have a 1/100 chance of getting a brain tumour in your lifetime' and thought that would freak you out more.

(It's true though by the way, go enjoy the sun while you still can...)