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Re:Is it true? Can Covid-19 vaccines connect me to the inter... by anoncake on Wednesday April 07, 2021 @04:37AM (#26721924)
Yes. And if you send ${Your bank balance} to 35hK24tcLEWcgZA4JxpöbkNkoAcJGqQP, I'll decrypt your memory on how to do that as well as all your other favourite memories.
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Re:Is it true? Can Covid-19 vaccines connect me to the inter... by xallarap on Wednesday April 07, 2021 @05:21AM (#26722237)
It might help if you root your covid and disable the sort command before the vaccine can install decryption routines.

Reencrypting a memory is hard, right?

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Re:Is it true? Can Covid-19 vaccines connect me to the inter... by anoncake on Thursday April 08, 2021 @03:50AM (#26736148)
As your criminal, I can assure you that this will keep you perfectly safe from me.
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