Is it true? Can Covid-19 vaccines connect me to the internet?

Re:Is it true? Can Covid-19 vaccines connect me to the inter... by thitcanh on Wednesday April 07, 2021 @04:24AM (#26721829)

I’ve never heard this question formulated this way, it’s weird that they would put it in the FAQs unless they’re just taking the piss.

A more helpful question would have been “Can I be spied/tracked after I’m vaccinated” or something along those lines.

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Re:Is it true? Can Covid-19 vaccines connect me to the inter... by krona on Wednesday April 07, 2021 @04:25AM (#26721844)

“Can I be spied/tracked after I’m vaccinated”

The answer to which is obviously yes. You don't become invisible after taking the vaccines, for example.

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Re:Is it true? Can Covid-19 vaccines connect me to the inter... by maury91 on Wednesday April 07, 2021 @04:27AM (#26721856)

This reminds me of an old joke:

"Doctor will I be able to play the piano after the operation?" "Yes" "Cool! I was never able to play it"

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Re:Is it true? Can Covid-19 vaccines connect me to the inter... by thitcanh on Wednesday April 07, 2021 @04:27AM (#26721868)

Indeed the answer should simply be Not any more.

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Re:Is it true? Can Covid-19 vaccines connect me to the inter... by saargrin on Wednesday April 07, 2021 @04:34AM (#26721903)

i did see some people who believed there was a literal 5G chip in the vaccine that was injected

people who could believe that could believe anything

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