Is that ship still stuck?

Re:Is that ship still stuck? by nostrademons on Thursday March 25, 2021 @08:50PM (#26587633)

I was being semi-facetious, but now I see that a bunch of people seem to be suggesting that in all seriousness. Poe's Law strikes again.

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Re:Is that ship still stuck? by ReflectedImage on Thursday March 25, 2021 @09:18PM (#26587813)

Actually with a well placed nuclear warhead placed directly under the ship, it could be thrown out of the canal and into the nearby desert clearing the canal route /s

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Re:Is that ship still stuck? by Scarblac on Friday March 26, 2021 @08:24AM (#26591219)

Think outside the box some more. With enough nuclear warheads, trade between Asia and Europe can be made completely irrelevant!

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Re:Is that ship still stuck? by tomatotomato37 on Thursday March 25, 2021 @10:28PM (#26588195)

Fun fact: the ship is larger than the fireball of a peacekeeper warhead would be (~320 meters)

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Re:Is that ship still stuck? by lazide on Thursday March 25, 2021 @11:41PM (#26588535)

Those were what, 300kiloton’s ish? So if we go to 1+ megaton we’d be good. Seems reasonable if we go up to 3-4 megatons, maybe we’d even end up with a big enough crater one of these ships could pull a three point turn next time?

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Re:Is that ship still stuck? by arethuza on Friday March 26, 2021 @08:07AM (#26591069)

A better way would be to explode one medium sized nuke under the ship, wait a few seconds then explode another and then start exploding nukes behind it until it's going fast enough.

Project Orion did contemplate a 400m diameter ship weighing 8 million tons....

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_Orion_(nuclear_propuls...

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Re:Is that ship still stuck? by lazide on Sunday March 28, 2021 @03:56PM (#26613794)

I like the way you think! Saving the global economy through nuclear propulsion of kiloton scale commercial shipping. It could finally get us to Mars?

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Re:Is that ship still stuck? by aww_dang on Friday March 26, 2021 @02:51AM (#26589426)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_Plowshare

>Proposed uses for nuclear explosives under Project Plowshare included widening the Panama Canal, constructing a new sea-level waterway through Nicaragua nicknamed the Pan-Atomic Canal, cutting paths through mountainous areas for highways, and connecting inland river systems.

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Re:Is that ship still stuck? by gpvos on Friday March 26, 2021 @02:41AM (#26589382)

Okay, something like the Tsar Bomba then? /s

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Re:Is that ship still stuck? by playerm1 on Thursday March 25, 2021 @11:27PM (#26588475)

May want to use two of those bad boys then

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Re:Is that ship still stuck? by concordDance on Friday March 26, 2021 @07:07AM (#26590681)

I suspect any nuke smaller than the Tsar Bomb would leave top large pieces in the way.

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