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Re:Is that ship still stuck? by rapnie on Thursday March 25, 2021 @06:51PM (#26586637)
In the middle parts of the ship it is probably not grounded, so you might have ropes below the hull with large inflatable balloons on both sides below water level, to give the ship extra lift. Then on a high tide, with oil & water removed, maybe some dredging on the sides where it needs to rotate to, and.. go!
Re:Is that ship still stuck? by asmithmd1 on Friday March 26, 2021 @12:13AM (#26588675)
Lets say they cabled a Goodyear blimp to each side of the ship One Goodyear blimp is about 5,000 m^3 and a meter^3 of seawater is about a ton, so that gives us 10,000 tones of lifting force!.

The ship weighs 220,000 so it will be riding about 4.5% higher in the water. The main channel is very narrow. Its bow is buried about 20m deep and 100m into the shallow bottom outside of the channel. They are not going to lift it out.

Re:Is that ship still stuck? by Cthulhu_ on Friday March 26, 2021 @04:44AM (#26589969)
Now I want a giant sci-fi blimp to swoop in and lift it up.
Re:Is that ship still stuck? by wongarsu on Thursday March 25, 2021 @06:58PM (#26586709)
Maybe something like those air/water tanks they attached to the side of the Costa Concordia to float it [1].

But you would have to take great care to prevent it from rolling over, so you probably can't lift it up too far.

1: https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-28288823

Re:Is that ship still stuck? by OldHand2018 on Thursday March 25, 2021 @08:55PM (#26587676)
Just so everyone is clear: The company that handled the salvaging of the Costa Concordia is the company that is handling the salvaging of this ship. Same exact people! You can bet that they are going to be doing the best thing that can be done.
Re:Is that ship still stuck? by pasttense01 on Friday March 26, 2021 @01:29PM (#26594714)
Yes, but remember how long the Costa Concordia salvage took:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Costa_Concordia_disaster#Salva...

Re:Is that ship still stuck? by D2187645 on Saturday March 27, 2021 @01:20PM (#26603779)
wow 15 months
Re:Is that ship still stuck? by fallingknife on Thursday March 25, 2021 @11:02PM (#26588357)
And if you want to know more about the Costa Concordia: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qh9KBwqGxTI
Re:Is that ship still stuck? by achow on Friday March 26, 2021 @12:24AM (#26588726)
Using the same Concordia techniques maybe SMIT Salvage would float Evergreen to 'loosen' it a bit out of sand, loosen further by dredging, and then when high tide comes [1], Evergreen would be able to turn around with help of tug boats.

[1] https://www.ndtv.com/world-news/best-shot-at-unblocking-suez...

Re:Is that ship still stuck? by achow on Friday March 26, 2021 @05:22AM (#26590156)
Re:Is that ship still stuck? by lizzard on Thursday March 25, 2021 @09:04PM (#26587732)
I totally came here to suggest huge balloons!
Re:Is that ship still stuck? by rektide on Thursday March 25, 2021 @10:39PM (#26588251)
/larry ellison flies in & starts using his fuel cell zeppelin to save the day
Re:Is that ship still stuck? by rektide on Monday March 29, 2021 @10:25PM (#26630687)
i'd swear someone changed my comment but no it was me i'm an idiot. it's not even the other larry! sergey brin. sergey brin flies in with a zeppelin & floats the boat.
Re:Is that ship still stuck? by EpicOne4223 on Thursday March 25, 2021 @09:47PM (#26587966)
Someone get the old man and that little boy scout from Up on the phone, stat!
Re:Is that ship still stuck? by VBprogrammer on Friday March 26, 2021 @04:51AM (#26590007)
As the proud father of a toddler my first thought was "somebody call the paw patrol"
Re:Is that ship still stuck? by jeffrallen on Friday March 26, 2021 @05:52AM (#26590319)
"Zuma, I'm going to need your boat, and Sky, I'm going to need you to unload containers onto Zuma. Paw Patrol, let's go!"
Re:Is that ship still stuck? by christophilus on Friday March 26, 2021 @06:56AM (#26590623)
I went to Bob the Builder. That dude can fix it.