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Re:Duke Nukem Forever: barely playable, not funny, rampantly... by mishmash on Tuesday June 14, 2011 @02:49AM (#2652031)
Agreed such a terrible review.

I mean his first reaction was to kill the women - and then shout down the game for it - considering they explode exactly 5 seconds after the dialogue ends, so yeah, really tried to avoid that huh..

http://youtu.be/bbGihyEoOy8

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Re:Duke Nukem Forever: barely playable, not funny, rampantly... by StavrosK on Tuesday June 14, 2011 @04:39AM (#2652271)
How the hell did he miss that? It actually takes three seconds from "we'll get the weight off, we swear" to them screaming end exploding.

Also, my favorite bit:

"Duke, what's happening to us?"

"Looks like you're... awkward pause fucked."

If that's any indication, I completely sympathize with the reviewer.

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