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Re:Why in the world would you own bonds? by anm89 on Wednesday March 17, 2021 @12:51AM (#26486685)
A small Ray Dalio Flaps his wings in Connecticut and an Asian Small Cap beats its revenue forecast.

edit: For the record, i wrote this because it was fun. I'm not endorsing that this is the case.

Re:Why in the world would you own bonds? by fsagx on Wednesday March 17, 2021 @06:49AM (#26489186)
I like it. But maybe try it as haiku:

small Ray Dalio

flaps his wings in the U. S.

asian small caps soar