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Re:Zoom Escaper: self-sabotage audio, making your presence u... by iambateman on Monday March 15, 2021 @07:49PM (#26470953)
I was on a 9am zoom call with 25 people.

Some guy on a different team fell asleep and started to snore loudly. A check of the participants showed one unmuted mic, so I DMed his boss, the host, and said “heads up: it’s Peter”.

Unfortunately, the presenter was sharing screen and hadn’t turned off notifications, so the whole room saw a pop up from me ratting out the guy.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Re:Zoom Escaper: self-sabotage audio, making your presence u... by castillar76 on Monday March 15, 2021 @08:03PM (#26471091)
Ever since a co-worker was caught out messaging a snarky remark to his boss (who happened to be sharing his whole screen at the time, thus broadcasting the snark to the whole call), I've been absolutely paranoid about never messaging the presenter. The idea of having that happen is really terrifying, which helps keep me polite. :)
Re:Zoom Escaper: self-sabotage audio, making your presence u... by StavrosK on Monday March 15, 2021 @08:14PM (#26471222)
Oh, I keep messaging the presenter things like "so what did the doctor say about your genital rash?" to mess with them.
Re:Zoom Escaper: self-sabotage audio, making your presence u... by castillar76 on Thursday March 18, 2021 @10:50AM (#26503273)
Back in the before-times when we had all-hands meetings, my boss had a running game where he would randomly call the cell-phones of people who were presenting or who were sitting in the audience, to see who'd forgotten to leave their phone on vibrate. Some people have very interesting ring-tones...
Re:Zoom Escaper: self-sabotage audio, making your presence u... by zapdrive on Tuesday March 16, 2021 @02:36AM (#26473683)
Sexual harassment lawsuit coming in 5.. 4.. 3... Just kidding, I hope you only mess with male presenters.
Re:Zoom Escaper: self-sabotage audio, making your presence u... by StavrosK on Tuesday March 16, 2021 @04:12AM (#26474135)
Wouldn't discriminating who I mess with based on gender be sexist?
Re:Zoom Escaper: self-sabotage audio, making your presence u... by justwalt on Tuesday March 16, 2021 @08:17AM (#26475696)
You’ll have to send the same message to your female coworkers in the name of fairness.
Re:Zoom Escaper: self-sabotage audio, making your presence u... by Jeff_Brown on Tuesday March 16, 2021 @10:24PM (#26485779)
You could claim you meant to send it to someone else. It might lead them to doable those notifications.
Re:Zoom Escaper: self-sabotage audio, making your presence u... by sokoloff on Monday March 15, 2021 @08:42PM (#26471487)
We have an informal game of trying to get fellow participants to crack a smile via slack.

Extra points if they break to the point they have to turn off their video.

Re:Zoom Escaper: self-sabotage audio, making your presence u... by enriquto on Tuesday March 16, 2021 @01:42AM (#26473421)
> the presenter. The idea of having that happen is really terrifying, which helps keep me polite.

This is actually a very good and general principle of behaviour: "act as if anything you say to anybody is overheard by everybody else in the world". Maybe you won't ever become a sneaky manager if you follow this principle, but you will certainly sleep well at night.

Re:Zoom Escaper: self-sabotage audio, making your presence u... by viklove on Tuesday March 16, 2021 @12:37PM (#26479136)
That sounds like an extremely boring way to live
Re:Zoom Escaper: self-sabotage audio, making your presence u... by enriquto on Tuesday March 16, 2021 @01:01PM (#26479557)
Maybe for you, but I live by that principle and I'm having a lot of fun!
Re:Zoom Escaper: self-sabotage audio, making your presence u... by sethammons on Tuesday March 16, 2021 @02:29PM (#26480862)
Why would it be boring or even extremely boring?
Re:Zoom Escaper: self-sabotage audio, making your presence u... by Communitivity on Tuesday March 16, 2021 @01:55PM (#26480394)
Not a message, but a related story that has caused me to be paranoid about possible sources of embarrassment during presentations (turning off all notifications, closing all chat apps, email, closing all browser windows, etc.)...

I was on a cybersecurity team. We were all guys and much younger at the time, so perhaps not the most mature. We also were pretty decent at what we did, so our egos were...let's go with our egos weren't in check. As a result we had a running competition of who was the best at defending their laptop from getting hacked by one of the others, and who was the best at hacking them. Notice of success was delivered by setting the desktop background and/or screensaver to one of the Absolut ad images with Fabio style men dressed in skimpy clothing. Have I covered the not very mature at the time? This also was around 2002, so social awareness of just how bad this behavior was, and how toxic it could have been if female colleagues saw it, was not on our radar at the time.

Anyways, this all came to a halt one day. The team lead had been hacked a couple days before, and the person doing it went a little overboard and put the image [1] on the screensaver, the main desktop, and the external monitor desktop. The lead deleted the image from the screensaver and the main desktop, but didn't expect it on the external monitor desktop and didn't check.

He discovered it when he connected his external monitor port to the big screen just before a presentation to a small room full of 2-stars and SESs, who were shocked at what they saw on the big screen. Our team got an earful (rightly so), and we were probably lucky we didn't get fired. That was the last of that competition, and he was getting razzed about it a little four years later when I left the company for greener pastures.

[1] The image. Warning, it is a graphic male image. https://www.advertisingarchives.co.uk/detail/32171/1/Billboa...

Re:Zoom Escaper: self-sabotage audio, making your presence u... by tlavoie on Tuesday March 16, 2021 @06:32PM (#26484072)
Heh. In my relative youth, I was pranking a fellow co-op student on our work term fairly regularly. One of my faves was that he was on an HP Unix workstation in the shared computer room, and the X display defaulted to allowing all connections from other hosts.

I'd set my DISPLAY environment variable to his desktop, then use xv to open whatever gross / unflattering / whatever pictures I'd found on the net that day.

Re:Zoom Escaper: self-sabotage audio, making your presence u... by sfblah on Monday March 15, 2021 @11:51PM (#26472817)
I once texted a presenter who was explaining something for the 12th time to a slow coworker, “I’m sorry you have to do this.”

Thankfully it only showed my phone number and not my name, and it was ambiguous enough not to be totally obvious. But still....

Re:Zoom Escaper: self-sabotage audio, making your presence u... by TameAntelope on Monday March 15, 2021 @09:54PM (#26471974)
I honestly don't know how I avoided doing this during my years of employment thus far.
Re:Zoom Escaper: self-sabotage audio, making your presence u... by rootsudo on Monday March 15, 2021 @11:30PM (#26472634)
Well that isn't cool, Patrick. We need to discuss this over some Huey Lewis and talk about your stats.
Re:Zoom Escaper: self-sabotage audio, making your presence u... by ghostbrainalpha on Wednesday March 17, 2021 @02:16PM (#26494917)
I only say this because I used to be that "teacher's pet" guy.

But my career has had much more upward trajectory, and I have had more fun by being actively sympathetic to my colleges mistakes and trying to "cover" for people instead of telling on them.

Of course I'd never cover for someone doing something illegal, but I stopped looking at work as a contest where I wanted to look the best, and decided to help everyone put their best presentation forward.

The weirdest thing is after I began to get a reputation for this, I am in a WAY better position to get someone fired if I really need to.