My god I almost fell of my chair laughing!
>Recent studies show that 87% of Bird Poop in populated areas falls on people’s cars. Why is this? Confidential documents leaked in 2018 revealing that “Bird Poop” is actually a form of liquidated tracking apparatus. If you walk outside and notice some bird poop just “happened” to fall on your car, be aware that you are now being tracked by the United States Government
It's not a satirical conspiracy theory. It's a clothing company built around a joke that they wish to make viral
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