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Re:New superconductor microprocessor yields a substantial bo... by systemvoltage on Wednesday January 13, 2021 @01:11PM (#25765830)
Javascript emulator in Javascript!
Re:New superconductor microprocessor yields a substantial bo... by lkbm on Wednesday January 13, 2021 @02:29PM (#25766840)
Gary Bernhardt's presentation on the "history" of Javascript from 1995 to 2035 is hilarious and seems like something you'd enjoy: https://www.destroyallsoftware.com/talks/the-birth-and-death...

It takes things way beyond simply "emulating Javascript in Javascript", yet is presented so well that you barely notice the transition from current (2014) reality to a comically absurd future.

Re:New superconductor microprocessor yields a substantial bo... by dmingod666 on Wednesday January 13, 2021 @01:31PM (#25766121)
Do you mean the "eval()" function?
Re:New superconductor microprocessor yields a substantial bo... by tsimionescu on Thursday January 14, 2021 @02:36AM (#25773331)
No, they mean writing the eval () function in pure JavaScript.
Re:New superconductor microprocessor yields a substantial bo... by dmingod666 on Thursday January 14, 2021 @08:25AM (#25776002)
Wow