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Re:Anesthesia works on plants too, and we don’t know why by tantalor on Friday January 01, 2021 @04:23PM (#25607329)
The Sound Machine

By Roald Dahl

September 10, 1949

A man named Klausner invents a machine that can hear sound the human ear cannot hear. It reproduces the sounds on a lower pitch so that human beings can hear it. With this machine he hears roses scream as his neighbor cuts them. The next morning he hears a tree scream when he cuts into it with an axe. He calls his doctor excitedly and asks him to come over at once. The doctor comes and Klausner says he wants him to listen to the tree's screams. He starts cutting into it with an axe and a large branch begins to fall. They barely get out of the way in time. He asks the doctor if he heard the scream but the doctor will not say that he did. Klausner is very upset and demands that the doctor paint the two gashes with iodine.

https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/1949/09/17/the-sound-mach...

Re:Anesthesia works on plants too, and we don’t know why by spullara on Friday January 01, 2021 @08:27PM (#25609283)
"Would we cut down trees if they screamed? We might, if they screamed all the time and wouldn't shut up." -- Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy
Re:Anesthesia works on plants too, and we don’t know why by alexose on Saturday January 02, 2021 @01:47AM (#25610945)
One of my favorites from Jack Handey, although this quote is more of a paraphrase. The original reads:

“If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason.”

Re:Anesthesia works on plants too, and we don’t know why by spullara on Saturday January 02, 2021 @11:54PM (#25619566)
Lol, thanks, that was from memory which is, of course, imperfect.
Re:Anesthesia works on plants too, and we don’t know why by phkahler on Friday January 01, 2021 @08:11PM (#25609194)
Iodine not only disinfects wounds, it helps them heal.

I liked when the tree tried to kill them by dropping a branch too.

Re:Anesthesia works on plants too, and we don’t know why by jgjot-singh on Saturday January 02, 2021 @03:46AM (#25611342)
Is this fiction or history?
Re:Anesthesia works on plants too, and we don’t know why by wyldfire on Saturday January 02, 2021 @09:26AM (#25613008)
Dahl wrote a lot of very unique children's books - fantasy novels. Several have been adapted into films: "James and the Giant Peach", "Matilda", "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory", "The Witches", "Fantastic Me Fox".
Re:Anesthesia works on plants too, and we don’t know why by drivebyops on Saturday January 02, 2021 @04:41AM (#25611537)
Fiction my dude
Re:Anesthesia works on plants too, and we don’t know why by BlueTemplar on Saturday January 02, 2021 @01:36PM (#25615114)
Doesn't sound like this kind of device would be hard to make these days ?