Well, there's only one solution then—we need to get more geeks in office.
Edit: Real geeks, not the "I own an iPad" that passes for geekery in Washington.
If they choose to make BitCoin illegal, due to anti-laundering laws, etc, should your iPhone game not be allowed to use credits either, even though it's so small nobody would bother abusing it?
"Precisely how far from the end of my nose does your right to swing a fist end?"
Although the US system is far from perfect, I think Jefferson, Hamilton and Madison did a pretty darn good job of all that.
Then people would complain that it wasn't fair, because they intended to stop at 1 cm, but actually stopped at 0.99 cm and that should be close enough. And then someone would try to drag relativity into play and question what reference frame we should be measuring that 1 cm in and things would go downhill from there.
As far as alternative currencies go, my understanding is that they're illegal under US law but you can get away with them on a small scale. The moment they reach a large scale or start getting used for money laundering, though, expect to start having legal problems, because the US Federal Government has reserved to itself the right to print currency.
Apple is wise to stay out of it, with the potential for legal trouble outweighing the potential profit from app sales.