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Re:Why I Left IBM to Work on CockroachDB by jordanlewis on Tuesday November 17, 2020 @08:46PM (#25132245)
You're in luck - there's a database just for you! It's all of CockroachDB, with whatever name you want:

https://github.com/tbg/bikesheddb

Re:Why I Left IBM to Work on CockroachDB by abiogenesis on Tuesday November 17, 2020 @08:48PM (#25132261)
Well played, but I don't think naming an enterprise product is bikeshedding.
Re:Why I Left IBM to Work on CockroachDB by SilasX on Wednesday November 18, 2020 @01:18PM (#25140279)
Agreed, and I pretty thoroughly unpacked that argument in the thread from three years ago:

https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=14309984

https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=14310444