Yikes, attacking others like this will get you banned on HN. If you wouldn't mind reviewing https://news.ycombinator.com/newsguidelines.html and sticking to the rules when posting here, we'd be grateful.

Ugh. Thanks for the reminder :(

And my apologies to jimmaswell. Something about that comment got under my skin, but I extrapolated an entire persona based on - effectively - a tweet's worth of text. I was wrong.

To AlexandrB, I tip 20% unless the person does something outrageous like the guy who said it was too much effort to follow a delivery note I spent time writing.