Well I chuckled at least. But yeah, a car spontaneously catching on fire is completely unacceptable and should never ever happen. A phone's battery life getting worse after 2.5 years of use is pretty normal and expected. The other one with the sudden hard bricking is pretty bad, but it worked perfectly up until then, and it lasted about the normal lifetime of a phone anyways. The parent to mine was complaining about day to day usage issues that I've never had.