> There comes a moment in every person's life when they decide to punch themselves in the face. Really, it's a rite of passage.

> I’m writing this short post to chronicle the events that lead to this dreadful accident along with a few important lessons to learn from this fiasco.

> Before we begin, a quick overview of my fist. I was wearing a knuckle dusters at the time, but this could happen to anyone that has a hand. I decided to start placing my fist into my own face multiple times, with the most force I could.